palm reading

I logged on to my favourite website http://www.gurl.com/ and stumbled across a palm reading game

So for the fun of it I thought I'd give it a try

They asked for my

1. 'life line'(the one near the thumb)
2. 'head line' (the one that looks like a chain) and
3. 'heart line' (which is not the life or head line)

and here's my 'phycic' reading..

If your life line is deep, you're probably able to handle tough situations with the flick of a wrist(do they seriously think i'm a fairy with a magic wand??).
Granted, you seem to find yourself in tough situations quite a bit--it's the nature of someone with this type of life line.

Getting over these bumps in the road is more than great self-confidence; the truth is you have lots of inner strength to pull you through even the harshest of obstacles. <---(all a total lie)

According to your head line, you still have a lot to learn(agreed).
Sure, you may think you're all big and tough, but your palm suggests you can mature even more. (i know that i think i'm big and tough but not in the i know-it-all way)

Don't believe us? Do you sometimes need to be given direction or pushed along so you don't get left behind? If so, don't worry--there will be a time when you take the reins. In the meantime, work on nurturing your generous nature. This will help you along your path to maturity. <---(that i'm not sure of.dont reli like to think about myself)

Empathy may be your greatest quality (try worst quality)
at least that's what your heart line seems to say. Whether it's comforting someone after a rough day or helping raise money for the homeless, you're always on call when it comes to matters of the heart. <---[definitely not true]

It seems like your friends know they can count on you through it all
(chyea right~they'd be better of counting on Count Dracula.besides, everybody ignores warningS i give them and i will rub it in and say "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!").
We just hope you're able to leave everyone else's problems from time to time. After all, everyone needs a little me-time once in a while. (i ALWAYS have me time)

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they thing is that this are all based on the thickness and length of the lines of our palms are
but think about it, if you were to read the palm of an EXTREMELY FAT PERSON, their lines would definitely be thicker and longer compared to a skinny person.

But this is all for fun anyway. Just don get trick and pay insane prices to have people tell you your future

(and here comes the corny line)

THE FUTURE IS IN YOUR HANDS hands hands hands...