The Church of Newton

I got bored and checked my friendster
I joined this really hilarious group along time ago.
I don't know the guy or anyone in it.
I stumbled upon it when I was checking out the 'Who Viewed me' page.
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This is the description of whats it about:
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The Church of Newton offers:
An optional sinful behaviour program. Freedom to choose between an afterlife or reincarnation. We do not go door to door converting people, we go to door to door mocking people until they join us.
Morning mass starts at 2pm,
3pm if you have a hangover from saturday night. We don't sing hymns, we rap.
Our sermons feature standup comedians.
Sex before marriage is encouraged.
Our version of Jesus made moonshine in a bathtub.
Our priests bang hot chicks, not little boys.
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TEN COMMANDMENTS:
1) Finders keepers, losers weepers.
2) Failing to finish your losings in any drinking game shames you and your family for 3 generations.
3) He who smelt it, dealt it.
4) If you can justify what you are doing by repeatedly telling yourself it is just, then it most undoubtedly, must be just.
5) A threesome is not cheating because two negatives make a positive.
6) There is no sex in the champagne room.
7) An arm wrestling match is a logically sound way to settle an argument.
8) Leaving the toilet seat up is a considerate gesture because there is nothing like a good laugh shared between you and your woman after she falls into the bowl.
9) Promises and ramblings made while drunk are legally binding when you are sober.
10) The phrase "It wasn't me" is a perfectly acceptable answer to absolutely any accusation.
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*Commandments subject to change without prior notice. Carol is a co-founding member, on a side note, she also likes to wet her pants from time to time/
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The things people come up with.lol.
P.S. I advice you not to open any of the links. Unles you want your PC to crash.
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