chinese joke

For those people who know how to read and write chinese

we know that even the slightest mistake of just one character

can change the meaning ofthe word completely even by a dot.

my dad told me this reli stupid chinese joke.

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A church in a small province in China hung a banner...

After the end of the the service,

the pastor asked if there are any questions to please remain behind.

All of them stayed behind.

the question is...WHY??

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This is what the banner should have said...

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'xing(believe in) shen(God) de(receive) yong sheng(eternal life)'

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However, because of a few mistakes...

remove the parts circled in red

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And this was what the banner said..

'xing(believe in) shen(God) de(receive) shui niu(water buffalo)'

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WTF!!!!