Why dieting is so hard

Can't eat pork

SWINE FLU

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Can't eat chicken,

BIRD FLU

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Can't eat beef,

MAD COW DISEASE

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Can't eat fish,

HEAY METAL POISONING

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Can't eat eggs,

SALMONELLA

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Can't eat fruits and veggies,

INSECTICIDES AND HERBICIDES

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How leh???

Hmmm...

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I think that leaves us with

ICE CREAMS & CHOCOLATES

*wink*

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REMEMBER

'STRESSED' spelled backwards is 'DESSERTS'

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